taycreatesmemories: whatever happened to rihanna when she first started singing she was like yee mista dj song pon de replay and now shes like fuck me with a shovel and slap my titties
me half the time: i'm so insecure and so ugly ew
me the other half the time: i'm flawless don't touch me peasant
person: i like your hair
me: thanks i grew it myself
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